"After all... I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."
"Just going to the kitchen to get some food, and then I'll tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins."
"It's as if I've taken love herion, and now I can't ever have it again."
"I knew a girl in school called Pandora, never got to see her box though."
"Would you like something to eat? Something to nibble? Apricots, soaked in honey? Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them tasting like apricots and makes them taste like honey... and if you wanted honey, you could just... buy honey. Instead of apricots. But nevertheless they're yours if you want them."
"If I were to employ a wet rag would I have to pay it as much as I pay you?"
"Happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat."
"You'd go and I'd be, well... buggered, basically."
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